August 2010
FLIP THIS BURGER OR DIE
If I was ever put in a situation where I had to either successfully flip a burger or die, I would most likely definitely die. I’m extremely serious when I say that I can’t flip a burger to save my life. I’m kinda glad that situations like that don’t exist. I’m also glad that I’m a vegetarian (was flipping veggie burgers [THAT ARE ACTUALLY VERY TASTY]). I use too...
EXTREMEclumsiness
Just stubbed all five of my toes at once. OW. OW OW OWOWOW WOW, OW. Each and every day, I redefine my idea of clumsiness. I think it’s about time that I invented a new word to describe how accident-prone I am, because clumsiness just doesn’t fit the bill anymore.
You know how adding the word “extreme” onto any verb makes it at least ten times more intense / severe /...
If you’ve ever wanted to see me dance (badly, I might add), just put on this song. Bad. Dancing. Is. Inevitable.
Midori-san, the blogging houseplant ::: Pink Tentacle
“A succulent Sweetheart Hoya (Hoya kerii) named “Midori-san” is now using the system to blog daily from its home at bowls Donburi Cafe in Kamakura.”
Old news, but pretty freakin’ amazing nonetheless. My plants should have their own blogs! I’m sure that they’d have plenty of insightful ideas to share...
Phillip Toledano - Days with My Father →
It’s not very often that I come across stories that move me as much as this one did. It made my heart swell with so many different emotions- sympathy, love, hope… In a world that’s terrified of death, it’s refreshing to hear the story of a father and son who weren’t afraid to look it right in the eye. Love love love love. Oh, and love.
“There are two kinds of visual memory: one when you skillfully re-create an image in the laboratory of your mind, with your eyes open… and the other when you instantly evoke, with shut eyes, on the dark innerside of your eyelids, the objective, absolutely optical replica of a beloved face, a little ghost in natural colors…”
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Faces
This is my “I-have-a-flaky-ass-boyfriend-who-doesn’t-give-me-the-time-of-day” face. …And this is my “But-that’s-okay-because-I-have-the-Arcade-fire-to-keep-me-company-although-they’re-pretty-bad-at-holding-conversations” face. This is my “I’m-sorry-for-seeming-so-vain-so-here’s-a-picture-of-me-being-pretty-unattractive”...
Geekologie “Junior Fritz Jacquet is an artist that loves working with paper and has created a series of small masks by bending and folding empty toilet paper rolls.”
I like food
You know, I have a love/hate relationship with delicious food. Eating it is all good and dandy, but once it’s gone, I always miss it (yet I’m too lazy to make more. Most delicious food takes at least a little effort to make, and that’s more effort than I’m willing to put forth).
If that magical microwave from Spy Kids was real, all of my food-related (and effort-related)...
Sharpie liquid pencil →
tacoface:
lamamama:
wilwheaton:
Sharpie is to sell a ‘liquid pencil,’ a pen with erasable ink made from graphite that only becomes permanent after three days’ exposure to the air. In the meantime, it may be rubbed out with a standard eraser. It’ll hit stores this fall.
BLACK MAGIC, I CALL IT
OH~ <3
Totes saw this on boingboing earlier and I art-geeked all over the place. I look...
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“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs...”
– Plato Symposium (via ohbabyitsnatalie)
I wish
taylorblaine:
It was a normal thing to be naked all the time.
I hate getting dressed, it’s become such an obnoxious burden.
I can’t ever find cute clothes that fits my mood.
So, today I’m going to buy a robe and just start wearing that everywhere.
And when I get sick of that, I’ll just go naked.
Fuck clothes. (even though I’m constantly buying new ones)
I agree. If it was socially...
