Anonymous asked: What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
ENDLESSLY FRUSTRATED. “Oh, by the way, complete two paintings by next week!” You’ve gotta be kidding me. I’m no Monet or Cezanne or Rembrandt- I can’t pull two paintings out of my tuckus in a week’s time and have them be shining things of beauty, especially when I only have 4 hours total to work on both of them. Nope. Just not gonna happen. Bread is the most...
cloud-catcher-deactivated201207 asked: I was learning to play No Surprises on my ukulele and found you. You're awesome, just sayin'. You have an amazing voice. Hope you're having a good day~
Anonymous asked: Hey stranger, I want you to catch me like a cold.
A woman calls my house once a week, she’s always selling things… Some charity, a phone plan, a subscription to a magazine. And as I turned her down, I always do, there’s something trembling in her voice I said hey, what troubles you? She said I’m surprised you noticed Well my husband, he’s leaving, and I can’t convince him to stay… And he’ll take our...
Anonymous asked: Describe your ideal guy.
notoriouswildflower asked: I have that bra in 4 colors bitch...! Dear Kaita, Destroyer of worlds, because youre so horrible at texting back on your talk box i have to ask you via internet spiders... what days you free this week banana brains?
Anonymous asked: what do you think about anon questions?